Matt Allen (The Slow Ride Podcast) and Michael Boedigheimer (The Media Pit) help send our SEO into orbit with this discussion of food in bike racing. Topics: criteriums, cyclocross, Belgian cyclocross, Wout van Aert, egg sandwiches, breakfast, coffee, espresso, tea, gas station food, chicken-on-a-stick, Mpls, NOLA, DC, Giro (the ride in NOLA), Ant McCrossan, porridge, muesli, oatmeal, bad decisions, McDonald's, shame eating, beer, IPA, saison, Belgian country ale, pineapple, pizza, provel, Chicago, Ohio, topo chico, city museum, burritos, Chipotle, Pizza Hut, Mayor Pete, diplomacy, carrots, plums, light treason, handlebar bags, town line sprints, cafes.