Nowhere Fast

Hosted ByZach Schuster, Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart

The bike racing might be fake, but the podcast is real. Join hosts Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart, and Zach Schuster for the virtual bike racing podcast you didn't know you needed that includes Zwift commentary, interviews, and coverage of real fake bike races.


All Episodes

Episode 51 – We Are So Back

Just like Zwift, we got stalled out on Level 50, but since the levels go to 60 now, we should probably record more podcasts. We catch up, talk about the end of RGT, eWorlds moving to a new platform, and other things in the world of indoor racing….

Episode 50! The Return of Eric Schlange

Eric Schlange of Zwift Insider returns to toast our 50th episode. We chat about ZI’s Tiny Races, the new pack dynamics, the future of Zwift, and of course, cheating. Also, you’ll def want to tune in for perhaps the greatest Story Time with Kevin of…

Episode 49 – Tri Hard, With a Vengeance

We watched a Super League Triathlon live event broadcast so we could speculate if it is the next big thing in virtual racing. We also went back and talked about MyWhoosh Club a bunch, even though that is technically against the rules of MyWhoosh…

Episode 48 – 2023 Zwift Worlds

The 2023 UCI Zwift World Championships are in the books, and you know as a podcast covering real racing on fake bikes, we have to cover it. Get reactions, hot takes, and everything else you need to recap this year’s eRacing World Championships. …

Episode 47 – The First Rule of MyWhoosh Club

You know the drill. The first rule of MyWhoosh Club is … don’t talk about MyWhoosh Club. Big money is on the line in the upcoming race series from the upstart virtual racing platform. There is also that lesser competition, UCI Zwift Worlds, and RGT…

Episode 46 – NeXT p/b Enshored

Ian Jackson and Greg Abbott of the NeXT p/b Enshored e-racing team join the pod to talk about bringing a non-endemic sponsor into the virtual racing world. They talk about what’s next for virtual racing, and we discuss ideas for future IRL…

Episode 45 – The Ski Erg is the New Zwift

Is a watt a watt? Is a ski erg a bike trainer? Is Mike a little bit upset? We dive into these philosophical questions and try to find the meaning of the Zwift universe. Also, stick around for a poetry slam with KBH. Nowhere Fast is a member of the…

Episode 44 – New Zwift Pack Dynamics

The speed of the “blob” has long been annoying in Zwift racing, and with the new pack dynamics being unveiled, will the blob be reined in? The Echelon Racing League is back and RGT has its own physics issues. And is Zwift racing the new…

Episode 43 – Ed Hoole, Icarus Boy

You may find this hard to believe, but an unbelievable cycling performance turned out to be … unbelievable. We go inside Ed Hoole’s chuckle-worthy “performance” at the European Zwift Worlds Qualifier.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle…