Nowhere Fast

Hosted ByZach Schuster, Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart

The bike racing might be fake, but the podcast is real. Join hosts Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart, and Zach Schuster for the virtual bike racing podcast you didn't know you needed that includes Zwift commentary, interviews, and coverage of real fake bike races.


All Episodes

Episode 30 – Dave Towle, the Voice of Zwift Racing

Dave Towle, the voice of Zwift racing, joined to pod to chat about how he got into Zwift race announcing, covering the Zwift Premier League, and adapting to the modern racing landscape in the U.S.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle…

Episode 29 – Winter Zwift Zestivities

The holidays were a time for Gimmicks with Zach’s Zestive 500 and Kevin’s 40 in 14. We also talk about the possibility of a new Tron bike, but for your living room.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this…

Episode 28 – Mr. Zwift Worldwide KBH

Our own Kevin Bouchard-Hall qualified for the Zwift World Championships, and his team made the Zwift Premier League. Apparently he’s pretty good at RGT racing too. What can’t this guy do?  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium…

Episode 27 – Kathryn Curi’s Second Career on Zwift

Kathryn Curi retired from professional bike racing a decade ago, but she has found a second career in cycling racing on the Zwift platform. She shares her experiences getting into virtual racing and competing in the ZRL.  Nowhere Fast is a member…

Episode 26 – Zwift Race Tactics

While Zwift races aren’t exactly a Spring Classic or Tour stage, there can still be tactics involved for winning a race. Kevin and Mike share thoughts on power-ups, ZPower people, early attacks, and more.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide…

Episode 25 – KBH’s KOM Magnum Opus

KBH’s historic time on the Alpe du Zwift KOM turned into an entire thing last week. We cover his magnum opus of Zwift achievements from all angles. Also, Mike and Kevin share their experiences with the new Zwift drafting algorithm.  Nowhere Fast…

Episode 24 – A Glitch in the Zwift Matrix

KBH returned from an injury with superhuman strength that has him taking on the most coveted KOMs in Watopia, and WTRL racing is starting up again. Also, what’s new with Zwift, including more ways to cheat.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide…

Episode 23 – Autocorrecting the Autocat Algorithm

We try to fix the Zwift Autocat algorithm, even though we have no idea how it works, and we take a look at how some winter Zwift stars are faring IRL this summer.   Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this…

Episode 22 – A Meme Account for a Meme Podcast

Greg Abbott of the DC Area is the host of the Get Zwifty cycling meme account, which uses the show Rick and Morty to make light of the sport we love. We went inside the matrix to learn more about Abbott’s foray into memeing and talked a little Zwift…