Nowhere Fast

Hosted ByZach Schuster, Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart

The bike racing might be fake, but the podcast is real. Join hosts Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart, and Zach Schuster for the virtual bike racing podcast you didn't know you needed that includes Zwift commentary, interviews, and coverage of real fake bike races.


All Episodes

Episode 13 – KBH Does RGT

KBH finally took the plunge and jumped into the world of RGT for the Echelon Racing League virtual Joe Martin Stage Race. We asked KBH what he thought of the RGT experience, even despite some early, albeit poetic, troubles.  Nowhere Fast is a…

Episode 12 – Zwift Worlds Mega Panel

The first-ever UCI Zwift Worlds took place in December. We went inside the race with a mega panel of racers from Team USA and Team Canada to learn what the races were like inside the fake real peloton.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle…

Episode 11 – 30 for 30 and The Doctor

Nowhere Fast is back! We asked Kevin about his 30 races in 30 days, mused about what’s going on with ZwiftPower, and talked about The Doctor.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and other cycling…

Episode 10 – Trainer Talk with Saris’ Brian Turany

Trainers and power meters play an essential role in virtual racing. We chatted with Saris’ Brian Turany to learn more about how trainers and power meters work and how they affect output to programs like Zwift.  Follow Mike on Twitter at ,…

Episode 9 – The Cheating Episode

Cheating on Zwift is in the news with two athletes received suspensions for manipulating data files. We dive into the seedy world of virtual racing cheating and try to come out unsullied on the other side.  For more info on the cheating incident,…

Episode 8 – Echelon Racing League Week 1

The 2020-21 Echelon Racing League on RGT kicked off last weekend with three days of racing on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Mike shares his perspective from the fake peloton, Kevin offers some brilliant ideas to add to the experience, and Zach…

Episode 7 – WTRL Team Time Trial and a Little ZRL Talk

The show started with a look at the Zwift Racing League Premiere League and ended up being an in-depth discussion of the WTRL Team Trial and its tactics. Such is the life of the Nowhere Fast Podcast. Follow Mike on Twitter at , Kevin at ,…

Episode 6 – Jenn Jackson

Canada’s Jenn Jackson is a pro in real life, racing mountain bikes and cyclocross for the Norco Factory Team, but on Zwift, she is a bit more of a newb. Jenn stopped by the podcast to share her experiences racing on Zwift and getting a fan shout out…

Episode 5 – U.S. Zwift Worlds Qualifiers

On Episode 3 of Nowhere Fast, we covered the first-ever UCI Zwift Worlds coming this December. Last weekend, USA Cycling hosted open tryouts for three spots on Team USA. We watched, we took notes, and now we are here to talk about it.  Follow…