Nowhere Fast

Hosted ByZach Schuster, Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart

The bike racing might be fake, but the podcast is real. Join hosts Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart, and Zach Schuster for the virtual bike racing podcast you didn't know you needed that includes Zwift commentary, interviews, and coverage of real fake bike races.


All Episodes

Episode 20 – UGG! Postmortem with Matt Curbeau

We take a break from the real racing on fake bikes for real racing on real bikes at the Unbound Gravel Grinder with indoor racer Matt Curbeau. Can Zwift racing prepare you for 200 miles of gravel grinding? That’s an excellent question! You can follow…

Episode 19 – Zwift for Fundo with Jonathan Crain

Jonathan Crain trained for a May grand fondo ride/race by doing a lot of Zwift racing this winter. He shares how real racing on fake bikes prepared him for real racing on real bikes.  You can follow Jonathan on and find him on Instagram . …

Episode 18 – Tamper’s Karma Police

Karma came back to haunt KBH in his new rivalry against Tamper, and the Nowhere Fast crew talks Zwift physics. Also, a poetry reading that dramatizes what happens when a Zwift meets IRL riding.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium…

Episode 17 – Pimp My Trainer Ride with Oliver Dowd

Recent college grad and Restart Racing team member Oliver Dowd has had to cobble his trainer bike together in bits and pieces. We chat with the Canadian Zwift racer about his indoor ride and also dive into some changes coming to ZwiftPower.  You…

Episode 16 – Virtual Bike Racing Calvinball

Zwift Racing League Season 3 is upon us, and … the rules have changed again ala a virtual racing game of Calvinball. Also, Kevin shares the latest on his new trainer bike and Mike has his eye on the latest and greatest in virtual training…

Episode 15 – A Zwift Racer Pins a Number IRL

KBH gives us storytime not once, but twice, including what happened when a Zwift racer pinned a number and raced IRL. We also chat about pace bots, a KBH Zwift experiment, and the recently completed Echelon Racing League.  Nowhere Fast is a…

Episode 14 – Boedi Queries or the Great KBH-Mike Zwift-Off

Wide Angle Podium host and occasional Zwifter Micheal Boedigheimer stopped by the Nowhere Fast studio to ask KBH and Mike about their Zwift achievements. We also talked about the Movistar Ramp Test team tryouts and KBH paying the podcast’s…

Episode 13 – KBH Does RGT

KBH finally took the plunge and jumped into the world of RGT for the Echelon Racing League virtual Joe Martin Stage Race. We asked KBH what he thought of the RGT experience, even despite some early, albeit poetic, troubles.  Nowhere Fast is a…

Episode 12 – Zwift Worlds Mega Panel

The first-ever UCI Zwift Worlds took place in December. We went inside the race with a mega panel of racers from Team USA and Team Canada to learn what the races were like inside the fake real peloton.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle…