Nowhere Fast

Hosted ByZach Schuster, Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart

The bike racing might be fake, but the podcast is real. Join hosts Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart, and Zach Schuster for the virtual bike racing podcast you didn't know you needed that includes Zwift commentary, interviews, and coverage of real fake bike races.


All Episodes

Episode 33 – 2022 Zwift Worlds Recap

The 2022 Zwift UCI World Championships had breakaways, gutsy attacks, and exciting finishes. Katheryn Curi joins KBH from inside the Zwift Worlds Zeloton as we discuss and analyze the races held in fake future New York.  Nowhere Fast is a member…

Episode 32 – 2022 eNationals Recap and eWorlds Preview

It’s a Frenetic February in the eRacing world with the end of the Echelon Racing League, U.S. eNationals, and this weekend’s eWorlds. Mike and Zach (No Kevin this week … Sad!) talk about Kevin’s epic battle with Mason Rocca at eNationals and look…

Episode 31 – The Zwift Premier League Burrito King

KBH has quickly become the People’s Champ with his valiant attacks in the Zwift Premier League, including one done in by too many burritos. We also develop a Premier League media strategy that may or may not include MOAR HEELS.  Nowhere Fast is a…

Episode 30 – Dave Towle, the Voice of Zwift Racing

Dave Towle, the voice of Zwift racing, joined to pod to chat about how he got into Zwift race announcing, covering the Zwift Premier League, and adapting to the modern racing landscape in the U.S.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle…

Episode 29 – Winter Zwift Zestivities

The holidays were a time for Gimmicks with Zach’s Zestive 500 and Kevin’s 40 in 14. We also talk about the possibility of a new Tron bike, but for your living room.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this…

Episode 28 – Mr. Zwift Worldwide KBH

Our own Kevin Bouchard-Hall qualified for the Zwift World Championships, and his team made the Zwift Premier League. Apparently he’s pretty good at RGT racing too. What can’t this guy do?  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium…

Episode 27 – Kathryn Curi’s Second Career on Zwift

Kathryn Curi retired from professional bike racing a decade ago, but she has found a second career in cycling racing on the Zwift platform. She shares her experiences getting into virtual racing and competing in the ZRL.  Nowhere Fast is a member…

Episode 26 – Zwift Race Tactics

While Zwift races aren’t exactly a Spring Classic or Tour stage, there can still be tactics involved for winning a race. Kevin and Mike share thoughts on power-ups, ZPower people, early attacks, and more.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide…

Episode 25 – KBH’s KOM Magnum Opus

KBH’s historic time on the Alpe du Zwift KOM turned into an entire thing last week. We cover his magnum opus of Zwift achievements from all angles. Also, Mike and Kevin share their experiences with the new Zwift drafting algorithm.  Nowhere Fast…