Is a watt a watt? Is a ski erg a bike trainer? Is Mike a little bit upset? We dive into these philosophical questions and try to find the meaning of the Zwift universe. Also, stick around for a poetry slam with KBH. Nowhere Fast is a member of the…

The speed of the “blob” has long been annoying in Zwift racing, and with the new pack dynamics being unveiled, will the blob be reined in? The Echelon Racing League is back and RGT has its own physics issues. And is Zwift racing the new…

You may find this hard to believe, but an unbelievable cycling performance turned out to be … unbelievable. We go inside Ed Hoole’s chuckle-worthy “performance” at the European Zwift Worlds Qualifier.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle…

KBH survived the new three-stage Zwift Worlds Qualifier to earn a spot at Worlds for the second-straight year. This obviously makes for good content. We also cover the European Qualifier, and of course, cheating.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the…

Zwift is trying a new racing format with the Zwift Grand Prix. Kevin reports on how it’s going so far. We also cover the new Zwift trainer, before the whole lawsuit thing happened.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To…

This podcast prides itself on being on the outside, but in this episode, we go inside Zwift with Zwift Insider’s Eric Schlange. Learn about some of the inner workings of Zwift, what’s coming next, and of course, how to pronounce Eric’s last…

The days are getting shorter and the bike trainers are a little less lonely, which can only mean one thing: Zwift is Coming. Which is weird because Kevin swears Zwift is Dead. And Zach did a Peloton ride, for content.  Nowhere Fast is a member of…

Kevin, Mike, and Zach were going to take the fake bikes to the real world at Unbound, but none of them made it there, because excuses. Also, Kevin tried a home triathlon in the name of finding fitness and lived to tell the story.  Nowhere Fast is…

Who said only bad things happen on Twitter? After a Twitter thread inspired by a random Zwift B race, Frank Cundiff and Patrick Mahoney joined the podcast to discuss the future of Zwift racing as an eSport.  You can follow Frank Cundiff on…