Nowhere Fast

Hosted ByZach Schuster, Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart

The bike racing might be fake, but the podcast is real. Join hosts Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart, and Zach Schuster for the virtual bike racing podcast you didn't know you needed that includes Zwift commentary, interviews, and coverage of real fake bike races.


All Episodes

Episode 40 – Eric Schlange of Zwift Insider

This podcast prides itself on being on the outside, but in this episode, we go inside Zwift with Zwift Insider’s Eric Schlange. Learn about some of the inner workings of Zwift, what’s coming next, and of course, how to pronounce Eric’s last…

Episode 39 – Zwift is Coming

The days are getting shorter and the bike trainers are a little less lonely, which can only mean one thing: Zwift is Coming. Which is weird because Kevin swears Zwift is Dead. And Zach did a Peloton ride, for content.  Nowhere Fast is a member of…

Episode 38 – Unbound Home Triathlons

Kevin, Mike, and Zach were going to take the fake bikes to the real world at Unbound, but none of them made it there, because excuses. Also, Kevin tried a home triathlon in the name of finding fitness and lived to tell the story.  Nowhere Fast is…

Episode 37 – Future of Zwift as eSport

Who said only bad things happen on Twitter? After a Twitter thread inspired by a random Zwift B race, Frank Cundiff and Patrick Mahoney joined the podcast to discuss the future of Zwift racing as an eSport.  You can follow Frank Cundiff on…

Episode 36 – Rick Wenger of the No Breakaways Podcast

We did a virtual bike racing podception with Rick Wenger of the No Breakaways Podcast joining to talk about virtual bike racing pod space, the state of Zwift racing, and his life as a pretty good Zwift racer.  You can find and Rick on Instagram…

Episode 35 – Mason Rocca, U.S. National Champ

Former collegiate and professional basketball player Mason Rocca has started a second career as a virtual bike racer. Rocca had a successful Echelon Racing League campaign this year and won the 2022 U.S. Virtual Racing National Championships. He joins…

Episode 34 – Saris | NoPinz’z Matt Gardiner

Matt Gardiner is the founder of the Saris | NoPinz eRacing team and one of the most accomplished Zwift riders of all time, at least in terms of number of Ziles ridden. He joins the pod to talk about the state of virtual racing and of course,…

Episode 33 – 2022 Zwift Worlds Recap

The 2022 Zwift UCI World Championships had breakaways, gutsy attacks, and exciting finishes. Katheryn Curi joins KBH from inside the Zwift Worlds Zeloton as we discuss and analyze the races held in fake future New York.  Nowhere Fast is a member…

Episode 32 – 2022 eNationals Recap and eWorlds Preview

It’s a Frenetic February in the eRacing world with the end of the Echelon Racing League, U.S. eNationals, and this weekend’s eWorlds. Mike and Zach (No Kevin this week … Sad!) talk about Kevin’s epic battle with Mason Rocca at eNationals and look…