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Episode 56 – The Stupidest Race on Zwift

Welcome to the Thunderdome of Zwift. Kevin and Mike dreamed about the stupidest race on Zwift and then made it a reality. Half the field got sent up a mountain, the other half got sent downhill to do 92 laps in the toilet bowl. And Kevin got the…

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Episode 55 – Casey Schumm, The Best Not Good Racer on Zwift

Casey Schumm is “the best not good racer on Zwift” (said with 100% love). Schumm has mastered the art of Zwift to consistently stay competitive at the Cat B level. He stopped by the pod to share stories from the pretty good level of Zwift and discuss…

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Episode 54 – The Average Joe’s 30 for 30

Can a very mid bike racer complete the famed 30 for 30 workout plan? Our very average host and editor shares his experiences surviving 30 straight days of Zwift races and hard Peloton rides. Mike also reports on concerning news about the future of the…

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Episode 53 – The Cheating Detective, with Bjoern Ossenbrink

Bjoern Ossenbrink’s eyes *clap clap* are watching you, they see your every move. Well, kind of, but he does use data analytics to verify virtual racing performances at the high levels of the sport. He joins the pod to talk about the low-cadence craze,…

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Episode 52 – We Are So Back, Again

We are back! For real this time. We promise. We catch up on what everyone has been up to in the last 13 months, including Mike’s Gong Show and Kevin’s CrossFit assault bike Zwift race. We talk a bit about MyWhoosh Worlds, and then of course,…

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Episode 51 – We Are So Back

Just like Zwift, we got stalled out on Level 50, but since the levels go to 60 now, we should probably record more podcasts. We catch up, talk about the end of RGT, eWorlds moving to a new platform, and other things in the world of indoor racing….

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Episode 50! The Return of Eric Schlange

Eric Schlange of Zwift Insider returns to toast our 50th episode. We chat about ZI’s Tiny Races, the new pack dynamics, the future of Zwift, and of course, cheating. Also, you’ll def want to tune in for perhaps the greatest Story Time with Kevin of…

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Episode 49 – Tri Hard, With a Vengeance

We watched a Super League Triathlon live event broadcast so we could speculate if it is the next big thing in virtual racing. We also went back and talked about MyWhoosh Club a bunch, even though that is technically against the rules of MyWhoosh…

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Episode 48 – 2023 Zwift Worlds

The 2023 UCI Zwift World Championships are in the books, and you know as a podcast covering real racing on fake bikes, we have to cover it. Get reactions, hot takes, and everything else you need to recap this year’s eRacing World Championships. …

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Episode 47 – The First Rule of MyWhoosh Club

You know the drill. The first rule of MyWhoosh Club is … don’t talk about MyWhoosh Club. Big money is on the line in the upcoming race series from the upstart virtual racing platform. There is also that lesser competition, UCI Zwift Worlds, and RGT…

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