Nowhere Fast

Episode 23 – Autocorrecting the Autocat Algorithm

We try to fix the Zwift Autocat algorithm, even though we have no idea how it works, and we take a look at how some winter Zwift stars are faring IRL this summer.   Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this…

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Episode 22 – A Meme Account for a Meme Podcast

Greg Abbott of the DC Area is the host of the Get Zwifty cycling meme account, which uses the show Rick and Morty to make light of the sport we love. We went inside the matrix to learn more about Abbott’s foray into memeing and talked a little Zwift…

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Episode 21 – Summertime and the Zwifting is Easy

It might be the Zwift off-season, but Kevin is embarking on a new 30-day Quest for Fitness, and Zach is somewhat befuddled by his new power meter. We also cover the newest rage in indoor racing attire.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle…

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Episode 20 – UGG! Postmortem with Matt Curbeau

We take a break from the real racing on fake bikes for real racing on real bikes at the Unbound Gravel Grinder with indoor racer Matt Curbeau. Can Zwift racing prepare you for 200 miles of gravel grinding? That’s an excellent question! You can follow…

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Episode 19 – Zwift for Fundo with Jonathan Crain

Jonathan Crain trained for a May grand fondo ride/race by doing a lot of Zwift racing this winter. He shares how real racing on fake bikes prepared him for real racing on real bikes.  You can follow Jonathan on and find him on Instagram . …

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Episode 18 – Tamper’s Karma Police

Karma came back to haunt KBH in his new rivalry against Tamper, and the Nowhere Fast crew talks Zwift physics. Also, a poetry reading that dramatizes what happens when a Zwift meets IRL riding.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium…

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Episode 17 – Pimp My Trainer Ride with Oliver Dowd

Recent college grad and Restart Racing team member Oliver Dowd has had to cobble his trainer bike together in bits and pieces. We chat with the Canadian Zwift racer about his indoor ride and also dive into some changes coming to ZwiftPower.  You…

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Episode 16 – Virtual Bike Racing Calvinball

Zwift Racing League Season 3 is upon us, and … the rules have changed again ala a virtual racing game of Calvinball. Also, Kevin shares the latest on his new trainer bike and Mike has his eye on the latest and greatest in virtual training…

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Episode 15 – A Zwift Racer Pins a Number IRL

KBH gives us storytime not once, but twice, including what happened when a Zwift racer pinned a number and raced IRL. We also chat about pace bots, a KBH Zwift experiment, and the recently completed Echelon Racing League.  Nowhere Fast is a…

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Episode 14 – Boedi Queries or the Great KBH-Mike Zwift-Off

Wide Angle Podium host and occasional Zwifter Micheal Boedigheimer stopped by the Nowhere Fast studio to ask KBH and Mike about their Zwift achievements. We also talked about the Movistar Ramp Test team tryouts and KBH paying the podcast’s…

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